Bergdorf blonde: Hillary and Huma spotted after day at top store's salon - with Clinton debuting a new coif and color while Abedin lugs around her boss' $2500 purse Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4324472/Hillary-Clinton-Huma-Abedin-spend-day-salon.

Oh, such a 'sweet story,' and day for the would be president and her long-time aide/lover. Excuse me while I go throw-up...

Hilary and her bag-lady.